Which Candidate am I?
Posted on October 26th, 2008 in Barack Obama, Cardio, Election, Exercise, Joe Biden, John McCain, Sarah Palin, Weight Training, Workouts | 5 Comments »
I’m gonna change my workout routine. I generally get in there and do things hard and fast and well, but I think I need a change. Change is needed. I came up with that, but Barack stole it and then John can’t come up with anything, and that Maverick! decides that saying “change” actually causes a change. So I’m getting my new workout routine ideas from an unlikely source… the U.S. Presidential candidates. I ask myself (and ask, “my friends” too, LOL), should I be…
Barack Obama - Total body training, spread the wealth of exercise around - but will I end up skinny as he? [Done that, as a runner]
John McCain - Talk about changing my routine, but not answer the question, and beat the current workout routine (Joe the Plumber) into the ground over and over and over? [Yup, done that repetition, my friends, done that repetition, done that. ACORN! Ayers!]
Sarah Palin - Not put any thought into my workout ahead of time at all and - you betcha! - just do what sounds good? [Last time I did that I did this hyperactive weight/treadmill/circuit training and couldn't move for a week]
Joe Biden - Overanalyze what I’m gonna do, and when I get to the gym, spend a long time, too long in there? [Yup, that's me - that's why I always go late, so I get kicked outta there by closing time]
Well, based upon what I actually did today, I’m none of those… I’m Ralph Nader, nobody knows I was there because I didn’t even show up enough to get a workout. LOL.
Tomorrow it’ll be different. Change. You’ll see. LOL